"Leonidas decided to become a Uncyclopedian like everyone else was. He found out that Xerxes was spreading lies on an article on wikipedia about him, saying that he wasn't a match to Xerxes. Leonidas decided to make an article about him on Uncyclopedia, spreading as much 'truth' as possible. This offended Xerxes (third reason why there was a war between SPARTAAAAAAAAANs and Persians), and spread lies about the Battle of Thermoplyae.
Leonidas got super-pissed off when Xerxes' article was on Wikipedia and Leonidas decided to chop off heads of Persians and kick the carcasses into the pit. Leonidas' Uncyclopedia account is unknown as of this time."
